Why don’t I believe in god?

So to be clear, do you mean god or “your god?” because if you think about it, you only believe in your god and everyone else’s god is clearly “wrong” meanwhile, they think the exact same thing as you. They believe in their god and all the other gods are wrong.

Yet it doesn’t bother you every second of ever day that you don’t believe in all those other gods. Not believing in Zeus doesn’t affect your daily life. Even when those pesky Zeus missionaries knock on your door and try to save you from the fires of Hades. You just shrug. Na, I’m good.

So if you think about it, you and I are pretty much the same. You don’t believe in all those other gods and I don’t believe in all those other gods either… I just believe in one less god than you.

What would it take to get you to believe in someone else’s god?

If I told you I have an invisible unicorn best friend, praised be to the horny, that’s grants anyone who believe in it access to a heavenly afterlife, would you believe me? Would you demand evidence of my claims?

I mean the invisible unicorn, praise it’s magnificent horn, in all things and all around us. We know this because it says it right here in the holiest of all books, the invisible unicorn bible, king james edition.

Watch out though… I mean, I’m just warning you. If you don’t believe in the invisible unicorn, praise to the horn, you’ll go to Heck and Heck is full of bad stuff, eternal suffering, nonstop traffic, and a bad hair days forever.

I would be willing to bet there’s no way you’d believe in the invisible unicorn, praised be the ultimate horniness, Does that all seem ridiculous?

So yeah, I believe in one less god than you for a very simple reason. I demand evidence. There is no evidence of god. There’s also no evidence of heaven or hell for that matter.
“The Bible is evidence of god” … no, it’s evidence of a book written and rewritten by men for thousands of years.

“guided by a divine hand” …. Great, show me the evidence.

“nature” …. No nature is evidence of nature. God would be evidence of god.

Here’s the thing, I want evidence. I’m begging you for it. Show me evidence so I can believe too. But without evidence, it’s just a fairytale. It’s a global conpericy, the same way santa claus is a global conpiricy that lies to kids. As long as you believe in santa… as long as you have faith in santa, you will be blessed with presents from him. God, is basically Santa 2.0. Santa for adults who would rather have faith in the idea so strongly that they don’t even look for the evidence any more.

It’s actually a pretty amazing comparison, santa vs god. But I’ll save that for another video.